I'm two weeks into my new chemo combo (capecitabine and lapatinib). I have been fortunate enough not to have had, as yet, any of the yuckier possible side effects (sickness, explosive visits to the loo etc) but I am pretty tired a lot of the time, am incredibly itchy all over and my nose and chin are covered in acne. I am not impressed. I've now got ointment, antibiotics and antihistamines so hopefully the skin rebellion will calm down soon. Weirdly it's the acne that I hate most. Thinking back, I hated going bald (on a previous chemo) and I hated losing a breast (the mastectomy) but I hate, hate, HATE having a face full of spots. I suppose my attitude to a relatively minor side effect means I'm either completely barking or a deep and complex person. Big prizes for the correct answer.
Miserable sods, like myself, who'd like more moaning can see my latest blog for an online breast cancer magazine by clicking here. For happier souls let's move on to festive frolics.
Something very strange has happened at Discombobulated Towers. Rather alarmingly the other-half seems to have turned into Kirstie Allsop.
First we had the homemade Christmas wreath
|The other half looking uncharacteristically bashful|
So far so good. But then things started getting a bit bizarre. He made me a Christmas card. Aw, touching, I hear you cry. Hold your horses! First a little background ... A few weeks ago the other half and I were oohing and ahhing over a cute mouse who was helping itself to food from the bird table and then scurrying back to the safety of it's home (we guessed) under the garden shed. He saw it a few times after that and commented on what a large, well fed mouse it appeared to be. Gradually the realisation dawned that the cute little mouse was in fact a big, scary rat. I say scary because even Cyril (the three-legged monster cat) ran away from it. Anyway, the other morning I came down to find this Christmas card waiting for me
The other-half, age 49 and a half, had stayed up to two in the morning making this thing of wonder. It says Happy Ratamas, is partially made out of an old sock and has an illuminated nose. It also has a lovely stand (not shown) made out of the middle of loo roll. Truly I am blessed.
I returned the favour and made him a card too. However, I'm not showing mine because a) it's nowhere near as good as the other half's and b) it features a misplaced apostrophe (oh the shame!)
All of which brings us on to the piece de resistance. Last Saturday saw the other-half's family Christmas party. The brief was to wear something Christmassy, cue lots of festive jumpers etc. The other-half decided to do something different. He spent a whole afternoon constructing a hat made out of brussel sprouts, fairy lights and a light-up tree. It involved a great deal of swearing, a lot of electrical tape and made the whole house reek of festering veg. The completed article, as well as being something to behold, also weighed about two tons. The other-half's neck is now two inches shorter. Anyway without further to do, here it is, and a Happy Christmas to all!